7 TYPES OF WOMEN A WANT-TO-BE SUCCESSFUL MAN SHOULD NEVER MARRY

These types of women are not for every man but for those who want a lasting marital happiness and successful life.

1. THE ONLY-ME WOMAN- this type of woman would want 100% attention. She is the type that would not want your family around in the name of wanting privacy. This kind of woman would be the one to label your mother a witch, your aunt a wicked sister -in -law and all that. Be wary of them as they would show you their true colours almost immediately after the wedding night. If you have the intentions of allowing any of your family members stay with you, DISCUSS before the wedding.
2. THE NAGGING WOMAN- This type of woman nags at the slightest mistake on the part of the man, they do not forgive talk less of forget easily. They always bring up the past mistakes over and over again. They spread the errors of their husbands even faster before the husband apologizes. What is the point in having a partner who is supposed to protect you when she exposes you without feeling guilty?
3. THE NO-DREAMS/ MI O RAYE WOMAN- This type of woman would never support your dreams no matter what even if you break it down into bits. They would try to always dissuade you; block ways you could get advanced and even tell you categorically that they did it. The funniest thing is, they got their own selfish dreams but would never allow you achieve yours because they've pictured you as a competition. This type of woman practically is egoistic and obsequiously careless about you, her man.
4. THE NO SACRIFICE/ JAYE JAYE WOMAN- She is the one who complains a lot that you don't carry out your responsibilities financially enough and she is NOT always ready to sacrifice a drop of her own money. She hides and saves it in bank to get more interest but helps you to lavish yours. They are the demanding type, always having aso-ebi to buy. She doesn't advice saving nor would she advice investment. Their mission? DEM KOM CHOP YOUR MONEY!
5. THE PRETENDING WOMAN- That woman that pretends even when you catch her by the hand isn't good for you if you want success in your life. She is not the straight forward woman, she says things behind even you her husband. When she goes out, she is a outrageously flashy, when you wanna make love to her, she is fasting....Nigga,find your woman go front! Pretenders are mostly people who hurt you leaving the most horrible pain because they take you by surprise. Did I  mention they are potential cheats?
6. THE CONTROLLING MADAM- you can't ask her to keep quiet in a argument in public? You can't command her even when she is right? You can't have a say before her friends when she is with them? She ain't the right woman for your long lasting love dream. Na dem be 21st century woman who wears shoulder pads. Never marry a woman who won't make you feel like a man, they wouldn't respect even your corpse! Sorry....
7. THE MORALLY-DECAYED WOMAN- No iota of proper upbringing in her? She can't cook, eash and take care of you and the house? This kinda woman soaks her underwear for three days... Lol! Leave her alone ! If she can't train herself to do these things, how would she be able to train her children? You don't want to produce future nasties Nigga....other women that got moral values are still out there, maybe you just have to look deeper.
HARD TRUTH-  NOBODY is PERFECT; almost everyone has a bit of all these characters. And as humans, we change, so if your partner has some of these attitudes, discuss and help her change. YOU alone has the decision of tolerating or leaving her. You don't know who the next woman might be. Your partner might just be the perfect one yet for you if you are patient enough. BE WISE.
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5 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH IF YOU ARE MARRIED

You are married and unhappy? Deal with it. If at all you got the slightest cause to sleep with someone else aside your partner even when you got that ring glistering in your finger, Dear, never make the mistake of sleeping with this five sets of people. Although, this is not to credit extramarital affairs, just to help put wisdom.

1.       YOUR PARTNER’S FRIENDS- Don’t hesitate to take your lustre to the friends of your partner. It could be the gravest mistake you’ll ever make. It will destroy you both faster than you’ll even imagine.

2.       YOUR PARTNER’S FAMILY-When I say family, I mean both close and extended. Don’t try to get to your partner by sleeping with his/her family. It will cause not only immediate problems but future ones too.

3.       YOUR BOSS- You are married and you got someone you wanna sleep with? Go far Dear, your boss ain’t the right person. The worse person you can sleep with is someone who provides your source of livelihood. When trouble comes, financial pressure sets in and anything can happen.

4.       YOUR EX- Darling, don’t go back to your ‘ex’ in the name of wanting their sex back. If he/she was so good, why leave them in the first place? This will destroy your marriage and your business or reputation and success faster than your eye blinks.

5.       YOUR ENEMY-This might sound funny but really there could be a possibility of you sleeping with someone you never know is your enemy. Don’t use sex as bait to get someone you ordinarily don’t get along with in the name of getting something you might need from them. If you look around you and you don’t see an enemy, look who you are sleeping with.

There is nothing as humble and respectful as being faithful to your partner, if at all you get to sleep with someone else for any reason, DISCUSS with your partner before it’s too late. It might hurt them but it will hurt more if it’s later. Don’t forget to share.

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THE KIND OF GUY I WANT......Lizzy Peters

Lol, when I read this stuff, i couldn't stop laughing at the stupidity of the girl and seriously she's not the only one who thinks and imagines this 'kind' of guy. Come to think of it, Is this kind of guy really existing? I can even laugh hard at the small way she has written 'god fearing'.

Auntie, it is good to have speculations but you don't have to be this rigid besides you got to figure out what you really want from what you really need in a relationship! Do you need a playboy or a husband? Because playboys mostly are the ones who have these qualities and they aren't even ready for marriage yet because they know girls like you are competitive over them.So before you REALLY decide what kind of guy you need, decide what you really need first.It is a life time commitment not a fashion audition. Measuring guys like you weigh chickens in market won't help you. Don't forget to share! Thanks..

THE SPENDING THEORIES IN A RELATIONSHIP: A PERSPECTIVE FOR UNCLE JACK, AWON BODA WA

Having discussed the perspective for Auntie Jil, by my instinct, I have to discuss the perspective for Uncle Jack, awon bodawa.

THEORY ONE:MAKE SURE YOU ARE INDEPENDENT-Uncle,don’t expect a girl who needs to be taken care of to take you as a man if you yourself still look up to mommy and daddy for food allowance. Part of being a man is the ability to stand on your own with little or financial support from your parent or family members. Like I said, get a job! Utilize your God-given potentials. If you know you are still feeding from hand to mouth,leave that girl alone.Don’t expect she will be nice and believe you can take care of her if you can’t dismissively afford N500 credit card monthly.

THEORY TWO:ACKNOWLEDGE AND CARRY OUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES FINANCIALLY-You see, we girls have this ego like you too.Sometimes,we might not want to look desperate to you even if we badly need something.As a man,you don’t wait till she crawls on her knees before you give her what she wants.Be responsible by taking care of your woman.If other men didn’t take care of their women,would you be mesmerized by their outlook and beauty? Obe to dun, owo lo paa…

THEORY THREE: LEAVE A GAP BETWEEN YOUR ROLES IN YOUR CHILDHOOD FAMILY AND PERSONAL FAMILY: What real women love most is to know that our men value family hood more than anything.We aren’t saying you shouldn’t spend for your family members.No! But draw a line.Those family members that remember you ONLY when they are in trouble,let them know you too will be in trouble if you don’t meet some financial responsibilities at home.Don’t try to always impress your family members.Don’t buy 50 yards aso-ebi for all the family members when your wife is expecting you to drop money for soup. Okay when you come back from the atenu, she will laugh with you abi?.For God’s sakes, if you are so glued to unnecessarily impressing your family members,why didn’t you marry your sister or aunt?Learn to draw the line. Don’t put Oloriebi’s 70^th birthday party above your child’s school fees.A word is enough for the wise Bobo..... to be continued! Don't forget to register for free on www.onlinemoviemart.com/amdas/pages/register.php

WHO is the PERSON???

We all know that language our mommies use whenever we tell them we are seeing someone especially if we let them know it’s a serious relationship. ”Let me pray about it first” is the sentence that sends shiver of scares into our hearts. After a few days, our first contact with our mom would initiate a curious look and we ask in matter-of fact manner WHO IS THE PERSON? (Person being whoever the prophet has picked from the list) .Whatever comes out of the said ‘prayer’ determines what happens to the relationship. Because of this, most people have more than one potential love partner because they can easily have choices to write in a paper and give to the mom, which of course ends in the altar or some prophet’s bibles.

By this, so many people have ended up happy and so many people have regretted also. Why is this? Even some seers would categorically tell you that your star and a particular person’s star crossed and at the end things will not turn out the way it had been foreseen. I have heard of stories where it was foreseen that two partners’ stars crossed indeed and they ended up divorced.

Even somehow I personally get to wonder if fate was the secret to a happy home even if there were challenges or if it was commitment and tolerance and those who had crisis and eventual divorce in marriage, was it fate too who had decided that they could not be together? In fact what role does fate plays in shaping our marital life as well as future happiness? Is love by nature so complex that we have to go seek spiritual advice instead of following what our hearts want? What does one need to do if one’s star is not maritally fated with whom one loves most? Is having multiple relationship justified by this?

God told me that...........

Okay! Religion has taught us(its prospects) that we should believe in its preternatural, we should accept the things beyond our mortal efforts.But how deep do we get acquainted with this miracle?Africans are so labelled religious,yet,we are still the bearers of what the whites  term as ‘terrorism’, ‘corruption’ ‘vandalization’‘backwardness’ and so on.

In a Muslim oriented state, somewhere perceived closer to paradise, I was waiting beside the gate of Access bank and I just saw this man walking towards me,dressed convincingly as a Sheikh-Oh yeah, he actually introduced himself as Sheikh something! I don’t like being too friendly with strangers especially one as this.He said he wanted to go into the bank but a voice (only he heard) asked him to deliver a ‘message’.’Do you have a little time auntie’? he asked  and I said yes.Why, I don’t know! He continued and asked if I have scary dreams( sometimes I do,so I said yes), he asked if I wear black clothes(I don’t but I said yes anyway),he asked again if I usually misplace money(then, I knew this guy is crazy,who doesn’t misplace money ordinarily?).My mien this time had changed,I guess he could read my expression because all of a sudden he blurted that he doesn’t need any money from me and that he had  been ordered(by that voice) to tell me something.I only stared at him intently.’They told me to tell you that you should buy tied salt in three places,kolanut of three lobes in three places and aadun(I don’t know the English name,sorry!).He then asked me to give these things to an old woman beggar and wait because she’s got something to say about my future  that I must relay to him(na so the guy gimmehin  number oooo).Afterwards, he entered into the bank but glanced at me to know if I believed him or not.I really thought all was bull shit but when I got home,I found myself buying all those he had asked me to buy.I swear I trekked from my house in search of an old woman beggar.I eventually met one brown,disfigured and almost fallen out set –of –teeth old woman beggar at a junction that I wouldn’t have ordinarily trekked to on a good day.I gave her these stuffs but the woman rejected,I felt a cold chill on me,goose bumps had started forming on me,which kaingbege be dis?, I told myself!! I tried to persuade the woman but soon enough she started mumbling curses in a language I didn’t hear.My brain told me to leave and I did.

I felt awkward when I got back home having thrown those things at a dumpsite.Then I laughed hard at my stupidity. I started talking to myself,asking if I truly believed if the revelations were real? How absurd I wasconcerned about the mysterious tale behind my future and much more if I believe any ‘miracle’can actually come that way.Then I asked again,why do we call it miracle if it doesn’t come mysteriously?Till now I haven’t deduced the answers but the next time I saw the so called Sheikh in a café,he walked out in a rush as if scared I might shoot him.And there, I said “that’s it,he recognized me”. How can a miracle vessel recognize its victim?Do real miracles come this way,on the road,from a stranger? I know it has happened but does it still happen even when we are conscious of our security?

This happens in our lives where some of us don’t believe or still have doubts that God answers or has answered our prayers because the pastor has not said ‘God told me that’ to us.Even some of us don’t feel fulfilled after Sunday service because the pastor has not touched us and say somethingHoly Spirit told him to tell us.Not to discredit our faith in our Men of God but to let us know that not everything that has to do with our lives must be relayed to us by so called men of God.

2. Excuse me ‘Auntie’ are you pregnant?

So I saw this girl, my younger sister’s age who used to live in my street then. She had a baby clutched to her back who undoubtedly looked like her. So I saw her from a not-too-long distance and of course I had to raise my voice a little to call her ‘Fatimo,Fatimo’ and guess what she heard me because she looked back but didn’t wait. It was until I told somebody to stop her before she eventually waited for me. Even when I got to her, she reluctantly answered when I said ‘Fatimo how far’ and she blurted ‘don’t call me fatimo again, I am now mommy wasiu’.’Ehn Fatimo, are you alright, so because you have had a child, I should call you mommy whatever the name was’, I thought to myself. Maybe she saw the irritation on my face because she walked out on me arrogantly.

Not only fatimo does this, so many teenage girls who got pregnant along the line demand unnecessary respect from people. Even my age mates (girls) that we grew up together wearing only pants and playing ‘suwe’ during childhood expect me to call them by their children’s names. Only girls do this. Boys don’t, I know surely because as soon as you call them ‘Baba whatever’ they bluntly tell you to call them by their nick names or real names. Why do girls want and demand unnecessary respect even when they don’t deserve it from girls their mates or even seniors all because they’ve gone through the child-blood processing. I have to categorically tell you they don’t ascribe this attitude to you if they know you too have had a child, in fact they answer when you call them by their real names. Does this happen in your neighbourhood too? Where you can’t say hi to some girls because their teenage motherhood demands ‘Auntieism’.

I guess I have to ask any female friend or agemate I see”excuse me auntie, are you pregnant or have you had a child?” before I decide whether to greet her.lol......